Post by pugsfromhell on Jun 25, 2011 15:01:04 GMT -7
Im a mother of Jessica Garland. I think she is tubby and needs to try weight loss programs. I also enjoy her pain and feel the need to remind her that she is ugly, and if she wants to do something about it, we can use WAX.
I think that she is physically a lazy ass, but when ever she asks if she can do something mildly athletic, i say no and tell her to go do something else. Then, when she sits at the computer, i FREAK OUT that she isn't exercising, because its hilarious to watch her get all emotional about being a misunderstood teenager.
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Im a father of Jessica Garland. I think she is a slacker who doesn't try hard, and therefore, will amount to nothing in life. I also enjoy her frustration and feel the need to constantly remind her what a loser she is being, and how she does nothing productive.
I think that she is mentally a lazy ass, but when ever she does work or studies her freaking ass off for something, i say that she needs to try harder or i say that she isn't finding the balance between work and free time. Then when she wants to hang out with friends or do something that means she has a life, i FREAK OUT that she is gonna get terrible grades and drop out of school. Its freaking hilarious to watch her whine about my parenting and then storm upstairs. IT SERIOUSLY MAKES ME CRACK UP. HA. HA. HA. ITS RIDICULOUS HOW EFFING FUNNY IT IS.
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(emo face) im so pissed off right now!! Dll< *England rage face*
I think that she is physically a lazy ass, but when ever she asks if she can do something mildly athletic, i say no and tell her to go do something else. Then, when she sits at the computer, i FREAK OUT that she isn't exercising, because its hilarious to watch her get all emotional about being a misunderstood teenager.
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Im a father of Jessica Garland. I think she is a slacker who doesn't try hard, and therefore, will amount to nothing in life. I also enjoy her frustration and feel the need to constantly remind her what a loser she is being, and how she does nothing productive.
I think that she is mentally a lazy ass, but when ever she does work or studies her freaking ass off for something, i say that she needs to try harder or i say that she isn't finding the balance between work and free time. Then when she wants to hang out with friends or do something that means she has a life, i FREAK OUT that she is gonna get terrible grades and drop out of school. Its freaking hilarious to watch her whine about my parenting and then storm upstairs. IT SERIOUSLY MAKES ME CRACK UP. HA. HA. HA. ITS RIDICULOUS HOW EFFING FUNNY IT IS.
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(emo face) im so pissed off right now!! Dll< *England rage face*
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